Tumbler. Contains your drink. Not your sense of doom.
Tumbler. Contains your drink. Not your sense of doom.
Stainless steel. 20 oz. Double-walled, which is the part that does the work.
It will not improve your drink. It prevents your drink from becoming worse. For a while at least. Those are different services and legal insists we should be clear about which one you're buying.
The insulation is indifferent to contents. Coffee, water, something at 4pm you've decided not to discuss. It holds the temperature it was given and makes no inquiry into the circumstances.
The lid is included. It fits.
Buy it. Don't buy it. We're not your accountant.
(We’re also not not your lawyer. This is not legal advice. The tumbler is not legal advice.)
• High-grade stainless steel—built to last longer than your optimism
• 20 oz capacity—fill it with coffee, water, or quiet despair
• Comes with lid and metal straw—because this year sucks, and so should your straw
• Matte finish, glossy protection—style over substance, as always
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. Because life is inconvenient. And nothing matters—but adult women are 55% water, and yes we had to look that up.
Size guide
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| 20 oz | 7.4 | 21.4 |
We make this product specifically for you instead of manufacturing 10,000 of them and hoping for the best.
As a result, shipping takes a little longer.
It reduces overproduction. It reduces waste. And it gives us one less thing to feel vaguely responsible for.
Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision. Or at least this one.