#nihilistlawyer
Merch for people who read the fine print and found it wanting.
A beanie. Folded once. Warmth without meaning.
Beanie with superfluous pom pom. Sure why not.
It's a mug. You already knew that.
It's a shirt. It exists. So do you.
Long sleeve tee. Hides your arms. Or your feelings.
This is a hat. You've seen hats before.
Tumbler. Contains your drink. Not your sense of doom.
