It's a shirt. It exists. So do you.
It's a shirt. It exists. So do you.
DESCRIPTION
Cotton. Black. The logo is on the front. It fits, assuming you ordered the right size. Size selection is yours alone — we are not liable for outcomes arising from failure to consult the size chart. The size chart exists. That's the feature.
The boring details, read it...or don't, no one cares:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton - Soft enough to almost make you feel something.
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz of stylish indifference
Because nothing means anything—but at least you’ll look good pretending it does.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
We make this product specifically for you instead of manufacturing 10,000 of them and hoping for the best.
As a result, shipping takes a little longer.
It reduces overproduction. It reduces waste. And it gives us one less thing to feel vaguely responsible for.
Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision. Or at least this one.