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Long sleeve tee. Hides your arms. Or your feelings.

XS
$26.99
Sale price  $26.99 Regular price 
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Long sleeve tee. Hides your arms. Or your feelings.

$26.99
Sale price  $26.99 Regular price 
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OR DON'T. WE'RE NOT EMOTIONALLY INVESTED.

Same shirt. Sleeves extend to the wrist, covering more of you — which is, at minimum, what you'd want from your representation. We are not your representation. We are a clothing brand. The shirt is longer.

The boring details, read it...or don't, no one cares:
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton....probably.
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz of extended indifference
Because nothing means anything—but at least your arms are covered.

Size guide

  SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 25
S 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
M 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
L 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
XL 31 24 46-49 27 ½
2XL 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛

 

We make this product specifically for you instead of manufacturing 10,000 of them and hoping for the best.

As a result, shipping takes a little longer.

It reduces overproduction. It reduces waste. And it gives us one less thing to feel vaguely responsible for.

Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision. Or at least this one.

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